
Wait… What Happened?!
“No one in my family is a fan of me during the holiday season, including me, so anything I can do I do not flip the fuck out and take our fake Christmas tree and drown it in the shallow end of our pond is what I do to survive…”

Oh Shit… Now I Really Have to Start
“Ok… so the first blog post was all easy and fun and kind of funny because I got to talk about my butt. No, actually, that part wasn’t funny at all and quickly after writing that first blog I started to lose all control and humor related to my little ‘situation’… but my doctor didn’t…”

Does Anyone Blog Anymore?
“While all of you are out there slaying TikTok and figuring out the algorithms of Instagram I am going back to the sale rack of the thrift shop of social media, blogging, because damn it, I love to write for as long as I WANT TO WRITE and I fucking hate being on camera. Plus, I don’t care if anyone reads this. And that will be demonstrated clearly in my next paragraph…”